This Is Pretty Much The Pitch Video For Every Dumb Start-Up Ever

You’ve seen or heard these product pitches before. There’s a lot of lofty language approximately uniting humanity or how this product or service is approximately channeling your inner spirit — but the service is actually just, like, shipping you a strange flavor of jelly every month.

College Humor masterfully parodies this start-up fad with the help of “Saturday Night Live” alum Bobby Moynihan. Welcome to … bowls.