Nervous Reporter Reluctantly Picks Up a Brown Brain Shaped Blob From a Vancouver Lagoon

Martha Perkins, editor-in-chief of the Vancouver Courier in British Columbia, very tentatively stepped into the Lost Lagoon of Stanley Park, poked her hands in the water and very nervously lifted out a brown, brain shaped blob.

Luckily, Celina Starnes of the Stanley Park Ecology Society was nearby to takeover and explain that the blob was actually a colony of single celled animals called bryozoans.